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  • *Pollen accidentally enters body*
  • Immune system: What the hell is that?
  • Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
  • Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
  • Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
  • Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
  • Pollen: The what?
  • Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
  • Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
  • Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
  • [Dramatic music]
  • Me: *Sneezes*

(Source: eternaaaa)

chauvinistsushi:

bedhead-and-cigarettes:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME,  and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.

I MADE A THING

Please reblog of you believe that someone can be bisexual

ms-splendiferous:

robby-boywonder104:

brainiac13:

tj-type-40:

allegedlyinsane:

idontreadgayporn:

anthony-the-padilla:

kota-brooke-killz:

rdjass:

I’m trying to prove to my father that you can like both genders

Im bisexual and proud

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i am so yh lol

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I’m pretty sure you can be bisexual.

Sitting on the fence, enjoying the view!

my boyfriend. god love him

WHY DO WE STILL NEED TO PROVE THAT PEOPLE CAN BE BI

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. 

George Takei is flawfree.

When you see someone you don’t want to talk to

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(Source: holycorpse)

titsandidiocy:

gingerface1000:

This is my whole life.

literally college

(Source: thelostie)

May 9

jagkgaskarth:

hoppity-hop:

kankri2012:

chii24:

gaiabil:

pap-owo:

andrewbreitel:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON TUMLBR

the q is silent holy fuck

wtf holy shit

what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what

I will never not reblog this.

“And I said, bitch. This bitch is the bitchiest bitch up in this bitch”

Is this for real or what.

Is this real I don’t get it

(Source: badgclub)

May 9

jtotheizzoe:

The Evolution of Tyrannosaurus rex

The terrible lizards of your childhood have changed quite a bit, despite having been dead for millions of years. Perhaps nowhere is that more evident than in ol’ Sharptooth: T. rex

Many folks without strong paleontology backgrounds (which, let’s face it, includes most people … including me) don’t appreciate how little we really know for sure about these prehistoric forms. We go to a museum, we see a fossil reconstruction of an immense dinosaur, and we assume that’s how it came out of the ground. That’s not the case.

While the Field Museum’s famous T. rex ”Sue” was 80% complete upon excavation, the first specimen ever constructed was done so with just a suitcase’s worth of bones. See the shaded regions in the upper left drawing? That’s the 108-year-old first reconstruction of T. rex done by W.D. Matthew. And it’s very wrong.

Even into the 1940’s, when Rudolph Zallinger painted The Age of Reptiles mural (top right) for Yale’s Peabody Museum, T. rex was still a clumsy, chubby, upright tail-dragger that looked more like a drunk Godzilla than king of the dinosaurs. By the 1970’s it was clear to scientists that T. rex could not have have held its body that way, and instead moved holding its head and tail nearly parallel to the ground.

But the tail-dragger myth persisted, and in 1988’s The Land Before Time (which, let’s face it, is where most of us first formed our images of dinosaurs) Sharptooth was frustratingly upright (see middle left). Combine that with the ridiculously impossible, ninja-like aerial assault on Littlefoot’s mom, and we have a real dino science stinker on our hands. Stan Winston’s Jurassic Park finally got the head-down pose right (middle right). Yet children and college students still overwhelmingly draw T. rex as upright.

Modern paleoartists (like Raul Martin, lower left) get it consistently right, but the public doesn’t. It shows you just how important it is to deliver good science to kids, because even today I can feel the upright pose of my T. rex dinobot calling me back to wrongville.

And as we continue to learn more about Tyrannosaur relatives and the feathery frills they sported, we are beginning to see many artists add them to the great hunter (lower right, by pheaston). Plumage rarely shows up in fossils, and scientists and artists have to be careful not to make errors of incompleteness like we saw 108 years ago. But considering how good Velociraptor looks with that fancy outfit on, I think we’ll see more and more feathery fury on T. rex in the future.

At least none of YOU will ever draw it incorrectly again, right? :)

For more cool dino illustration, check out Fuck Yeah Dino Art.

May 9

pterodactylsftw:

e102gamma:

elastic-bands:

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shut the hell up

watching this made me so anxious ._.

May 9

Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know What It’s Called

lifes2short-imnot:

mech-tech:

reblogthings:

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that is a sad number of reblogs

and how kids have no idea what that picture next to the save option on Word is. 

May 8

historicalheroines:

 I’ve created these flyers for a school activist project where I bring more attention to the women in history that have been forgotten or ignored. This blog will be an extension of those flyers where I post longer biographies of these women and other bad-ass women like them. Too often women’s achievements have been pushed aside, either by others in their lives, or else by the historians who choose to ignore them. This tumblr is dedicated to celebrating them and bringing their achievements to light!

May 8

robby-boywonder104:

smoteymote:

adriofthedead:

nerdsrme:

ichigen:

littlebats:

maragidyne:

thefucksidontgive:

moesuckra:

heysammy:

lockwood-ty:

I’m laughing. The editing is amazing though.

The one thing that Twilight has done right.

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I am laughing so fucking hard right now. My suitemates are going to think I’m insane. Omg.

LMFAO THE EDITING HOLY SHIT.

this is

I can’t 

what

yes

my brain is 

WHAT

LMFAO

CHOOSE ME. CHOOSE ME, EDWARD. 

The editing was amazing! XD

Sweet mother of God.

Get. On. My. Blog

holy shit

that’s some stellar fucking editing work right there ahahaha

90% of the reason I’m reblogging is that this editing is fucking amazing.

omfg i cant breath! jesus christ! lmfao!!!!

May 8
yanagoya:

siggymcpissyface:

johorror:

I bought a sandwich cutter from China and I think the translation on the package is a bit off
It got real dark real fast

dear lord.  

My kinda sammich

yanagoya:

siggymcpissyface:

johorror:

I bought a sandwich cutter from China and I think the translation on the package is a bit off

It got real dark real fast

dear lord.  

My kinda sammich